Bad Dream? ... Or Nightmare?

I had the weirdest night last night. Like, I don't even know what my subconscious was doing, so, yeah. Be prepared for freaky weirdness.

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I was minding my own business on google, researching some exotic bird. Apparently it looks like that bird from UP. All of a sudden, there was this huge bang. Looking out the window, I see the bird that I was researching. Or, well, a baby one.

I went outside, and it sort of walked up to me. I think it thought I was its mother or something like that. The oodlezoo (that's what it was called) started cuddling my ankles and sort of affectionately nipping them. It let me pick it up, and I named it Gangry. I don't know why. Ask my mind.

So, Gangry and I went to work together. Apparently I had a job. My job was being the assistant to the head librarian of some big-ass, pompous university. So I'm doing my work, and Gangry is sort of roosting on a book about knitting.

There was a screech and when I look up, the head librarian is freaking out and is in the process of throwing Gangry out the window.

I start freaking out and flip my shit.

The librarian and I get into a tussle. Somehow, Gangry gets it into his/her head that he/she can fly. So out Gangry hops onto my head and jumps out the window.

Of course, Gangry cannot fly. So he/she ends up going splat on the pavement on the ground. Of course, I flip my shit even more and make the librarian go boom.

When I get down to Gangry, Gangry's neck is broken. I start crying, and the there's a freaking loud screech. I look up, and apparently mama bird is here. She. Was. Huge. Like, roc huge. If you don't know what a roc is, google it.

Anyways, mama bird was here, and she was pissed. Like, trying-to-bite-my-head-off pissed. So, being the smartass I am, I ran into the uni. Mama bird followed, so I flip my shit and hide in the elevator. Mama bird is flipping her shit and is after me.

I somehow end outside and mama bird tries to eat me.

I woke up.

The end.